Sunday 6 July 2014

FIFA LAUNCH INVESTIGATION IN TO JAMES RODRIGUEZ

The 2014 World Cup has been lit up by exciting, attacking football, lots of a goals and some great individual performances. Arguably most prominently among those performances have been those of Colombian James Rodriguez who has gone from being a young emerging talent to a footballer of undoubted world class.

However it has been revealed that Rodriguez is at the centre of an investigation by FIFA following Colombia’s quarter final defeat at the hands of Brazil as it is believed that Rodriguez may be under the control of insects.


Whilst the picture of a giant insect on the arm of Rodriguez has been circulating online it has alerted FIFA to the possibility that the player is at the forefront of an ambitious move by insects to take us and make us human slaves in their Insect Nation.

Whether he is a willing co-conspirator or succumbed to insect powers is unknown and something FIFA will be keen to get to the bottom of but the fact remains that nobody saw the insect land on Rodriguez, increasing speculation that the insect may have in fact come from INSIDE of the Colombian where it was controlling him.

William Bailey is a key campaigner in the fight to raise awareness of insect plans for world domination and spoke to TIF News Desk:

“We’re not surprised by this move from the insects, they will seek to infiltrate and take over every aspect of our lives and force us to live in their new world. They’ve been eyeing up your car, your job and your life for a very long time and for us this confirms our worst fears; that the insects have become powerful enough to feel comfortable revealing their presence and that a strike is imminent.”


The FIFA investigation continues.