The 2014
World Cup has been lit up by exciting, attacking football, lots of a goals and
some great individual performances. Arguably most prominently among those
performances have been those of Colombian James Rodriguez who has gone from
being a young emerging talent to a footballer of undoubted world class.
However it
has been revealed that Rodriguez is at the centre of an investigation by FIFA
following Colombia ’s quarter final defeat at the hands
of Brazil as it is believed that Rodriguez may be under
the control of insects.
Whilst the
picture of a giant insect on the arm of Rodriguez has been circulating online
it has alerted FIFA to the possibility that the player is at the forefront of
an ambitious move by insects to take us and make us human slaves in their
Insect Nation.
Whether he
is a willing co-conspirator or succumbed to insect powers is unknown and
something FIFA will be keen to get to the bottom of but the fact remains that
nobody saw the insect land on Rodriguez, increasing speculation that the insect
may have in fact come from INSIDE of the Colombian where it was controlling
him.
William
Bailey is a key campaigner in the fight to raise awareness of insect plans for
world domination and spoke to TIF News Desk:
“We’re not
surprised by this move from the insects, they will seek to infiltrate and take
over every aspect of our lives and force us to live in their new world. They’ve
been eyeing up your car, your job and your life for a very long time and for us
this confirms our worst fears; that the insects have become powerful enough to
feel comfortable revealing their presence and that a strike is imminent.”
The FIFA
investigation continues.