We end our previews with Group H, the group being overshadowed by espionage, abuse of the loan system and Vladimir Putin.
Algeria
The
Algerian squad may not be looked upon as pre-tournament favourites but the
ruthless nature of the Algerian Football Association and head coach Vahid
Halilhodzic could very well give them the edge.
The
poaching of Tottenham and France ace Nabil Bentaleb was looked upon by many as
unsporting behaviour after the midfielder betrayed the country of his birth and
switched allegiance to play for Algeria . However, it is this act which has
highlighted just how dangerous the Algerian side can be as they will stop at
nothing to bring football glory to their country.
One
potential roadblock for the Algerians could be a French side determined to gain
revenge for the defection of Bentaleb as France play in Group F, meaning a
potential quarter-final or semi-final with the underhanded Algerians. Only time
will tell if they will live to regret their act of subterfuge. Could Bentaleb
strike a winning goal for his adopted nation or perhaps he could even turn tail
once again during the tournament? We shall see.
TIFND prediction: A quarter-final showdown with the French will
see the Algerians undone after goalkeeper Rais M’Bolhi discovers his French
heritage at half time and defects to France , letting in 9 goals in the second
half.
Man to watch: Russian goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev, who is
rumoured to be another Algerian spy ready to switch allegiances when the two
sides meet in the group stages.
Did you know? Algeria is in Africa .
Belgium
Whilst not
being considered genuine contenders for the World Cup crown, Belgium are being considered by many as
outsiders to go far in this tournament. A squad that boasts the likes of Axel
Witsel, Marouane Fellaini and Vincent Kompany has been labelled by some pundits
as ‘dark horses’. These pundits have been sacked for their racist comments.
More
controversy has come the way of the Belgians and their coach Marc Wilmots for
his use of the loan system after he secured the services of Chelsea ’s Romelu Lukaku for the tournament,
a striker whose loan spells have seen great success come the way of the team
loaning him.
The Belgian
FA have also shown a willingness to open the cheque book after managing to fend
off competition from Serbia, Kosovo and even the mighty England to sign the
highly-rated Adnan Januzaj. The Belgians are believed to have won the youngster
over by agreeing to pay him in Nando’s meals.
It remains
to be seen how astute Belgium ’s dealings in the transfer market
will be enough to see them return home with the World Cup trophy. The likes of Germany and Argentina are potential second round and
quarter-final opponents so this Belgian side knows it will need to be at its
best to progress beyond those stages.
TIFND prediction: Upon reaching the quarter-finals, Belgium will discover its ‘golden
generation’ are in fact made of gold and will sell them, forfeiting their place
in the tournament.
Man to watch: Marouane Fellaini. Just look at that hair go.
Did you know? A bell is an object, oft used in clocks, that
creates a sound when struck. ‘Gium’ comes from Alfred Gium, who discovered Belgium and lent his name to the country.
Russia
After a
poor Eurovision campaign, Russia sets its sights on the World Cup
and made it to the tournament in impressive fashion, topping a group ahead of
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Portugal .
Since then
though, Russia has been less impressive with their
mascot, Soviet Bear, losing a student election and their dismal Eurovision
performance, where they were booed lots, making them slightly less popular than genital warts.
It is a
difficult time for head coach Fabio Capello as he tries to instil belief in
his side however insiders from the Russian camp have said that the team’s
morale is struggling.
“The fact
is that the team knows the moment they step out on to the pitch they’re going
to be met by boos. We understand that the government is deploying forces sending
fans to cheer loudly at the games but the players remain unconvinced and are
going to be really sad because people don’t like them.”
Could the
Russians overcome adversity and triumph against all odds to become heroes? The West
rest of the competition hope not.
TIFND prediction: Booed at every step, the Russian side will
conquer adversity and qualify from the group, only to be beaten by the USA in the second round.
Man to watch: Vladimir Putin. It is believed he could be
planning to send soldiers instead of footballers and annex part of Brazil .
Did you know? The Russian language was initially developed by
polar bears and ice fishermen as a means to spread communist propaganda.
South Korea
Ever since
football came to South Korea in 2002, a national holiday has
been declared whenever the national team play a match. The victory over Uzbekistan which sealed their qualification
was officially the ‘least productive day’ in recorded history in the country.
As such,
expectations are high for the Asian side who will be aiming to repeat the
successes of their 2002 tournament run to the semi-finals and head coach Hong
Myung-Bo has been allocated a large fund with which to pay off officials to
favour them.
But the
team are not just about bribing referees and days off work. Hong has instilled
a rigorous training schedule which includes monkey bars, cargo nets and ball
pits along with a strict diet consisting of protein shakes, falcon eggs and
rocks and says his charges are in the best shape of their life ahead of the
tournament.
Will the
Koreans repeat their 2002 success? Can footballers really digest rocks? You
will only find out by watching South Korea take on the Russians in their
opening game.
TIFND prediction: Needing only a draw in their final group game,
Hong Myung-Bo’s regime will finally catch up with his team as they all go down
with food poisoning and lose 27-0 to Belgium .
Man to watch: Park Chu-Young. The striker has not exactly
played a lot of football since signing for Arsenal in 2011. It will be
interesting to see if he can still remember how.
Did you know? South Korea is the good Korea .
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